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Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Russian Terrorists Are Naughty with Noodles

So a bomb squad was called to a post office in Russia to find that a package that had a strange 'ticking' noise coming from it was in fact a dildo.
Is it just me or are terrorists getting more rude I mean if it wasn't enough to be blown up in a post office now they're humiliating the unlucky public with dynamite dildos.
Ok so it wasn't a bomb and I can understand why the person who worked there got suspicious because if I was working at a post office and one of the packages started ticking and vibrating all over the place I would be pretty freaked out. The 'toy' was apparently turned on by accident. Yeah right.

From one story to another and this one's a bit more family friendly.
A group of cooks in China have broken the record for the longest noodle at 1,704 metres. It took an impressive 25 minutes to make and was shown off at a noodle-making activity at a square of Dali Bai in Southwest China's Yunnan province. A total of 15kg of flour and 2.5kg of oil were used whilst making this masterpiece. The production took place under the supervision of a chef surnamed Su as well as the thousands of participants dressed in the traditional outfits.

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